Riddles and Rhymes

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A black box is on stage.

(a voice booms out breaking the silence)

I’ve got a question for you.

I’m looking forward and backward and back again.

Now what direction am I looking in?

Who am I?

I said a question, I guess that’s two.

Yes, it’s riddle time. But it’s also time for a deep rhymetrospection.

We’re entering a new paradigm of unsizeable dimensions… blah blah blah

First we were 1

Then we were 8

Now we are great 

Make no mistake

To be the best

We had to test

Our new concept

You know the rest

What happens when VGC and AA Jim JaM?

We drum up things fast… para rara ra

(rapid drum beats break into rhythm)

Like 18 million raised dollars for tokens

In six weeks caused others to woken

Albeit few of our stories are spoken

We’ve made hit records unbroken… ha ha ha

Don’t doubt the story

‘Tis ain’t vainglory

Reflect on the history 

Lest it becomes a mystery

To be the best

We had to test

Our new concept

You know the rest

What happens when you decentralize apps on a network?

We trended dapps to make others look dapper

Got music onchain to get music unchained

‘Cos music was our mojo

And someone said “uh-joy!”

Don’t believe our report?

Go ahead, u port it from the Zug report.

What happens when you decentralize IDs and organisations?

Do you disfavour auth[ority] or favour auth[encity]?

Take out the organogram and replace it with an orgaunogram

Prey, we don’t end up with an orangutan.

So…

To be the best

We had to test

Our new concept

You know the rest

We launched the DAO with a $150 million sum

And burned the DAO to null the 3.8 million run

We charted a new course and tho’ the sail seemed sunk

With builders, lawyers and makers on board

We re-emerged from the submerge

And surge on with the LAO and DAOs holding fort.

We took out the fury from infra tooling

To keep devs buidling

Coloured in kaleidoscopes

To keep prod teams playing

Coined in grants and shuffled bounties

To keep your meta wallets grinning

Hip hop hurray! Hoo!!! Hay!!! Yay!!!

To be the best

We had to test

Our new concept

You know the rest

One last riddle…

What happens when you abc.XYZ?

We meshed that trend too.

‘Nuff said.

Silence.

(the silence dissipates)

Some might say we’re broken

But we stay unshaken

‘Cos we’ve built the ledge

To keep you falling off the edge

All our wins are your win

And all your wins are our win 

So let’s not get off this spin

(breaks into a tune)

Just keep spinning… 

Keep spinning

Keep chugging 

Keep trudging along

(sound of feet tripping and drums beating) 

I feel this beat moving… Yeah

Keep dancing

Keep singing

Keep humming along… Yeah

(tune ends)

So back to my initial question.

I’m looking forward and backward and back again.

Now what direction am I looking in?

Who am I?

What am I doing?

Where am I going?

I quizzed once and twice.

Twice and four times.

I double up fast.

Strap up for a blast. 🚀

This gas is gonna last.